First my what I'm listening to right now blog song:
Spiral Beach - Voodoo:
I know we all have that one guy or girl that is the 'Jerk At Work'. Here in Savannah I can say we have our fair share of jerks around town, however there hasn't been too many I have had to work with over the last 6 years. Except now I think the biggest jerk or what I call him "guy with stick up his butt" works in my department. I could go on about how he looks down on women and tries to make us look dumb, that he is an egotistical self asurbed butthead but I am sure that you know someone just like this and can relate.
Let me say this guy is a true hottie but as soon as he opens his arrogant mouth it all goes to hell. Most of the people in the group swears he is gay but I'm not buying that one. He even just bought a hot tub as a "chick magnet".
OK... on with the knitting story... yesterday I was sitting at my desk knitting (I was on lunch thank you) and one of the guys came over and said I should make some thongs for 'guy with stick up his bum' that would have a tiny pouch in front for his wee wee. That would make a great Christmas present for him! Well at that moment my mind went down... in the gutter that is. I remember having a pattern for a Willy Warmer, because for some reason guys always ask me to knit them one. I haven't actually done it yet but maybe I will as a present to the guy who suggested the thongs. Anyhoo... I went seaching and I am going to share some of the fun ones (most with the patterns) I have found across the internet.
And the nights are getting colder,
Nothing could be neater,
Than this little Peter Heater
#2 Sausage Socks : I know these are really suppose to be real "socks" but come on...
#3 Y2Knit Willy Warmer (pdf file)
#4 Wee Willy - 3 Sizes... "guy with stick in his bum" would get the WEE WILLY from me...
#5 Dildo Cozy (pdf file) - Probably too big for most guys but I think this would be more useful for a presents - you girlfriends would love it!
At the end of this blog please vote for your favorite one ...