How many chapters are there???

Chapter 666

I'll put out your fire, baby!

Last weekend ended yet another chapter in the Life and Chaos of Madam Knit Girl... yes I was dumped.  So how many times do I need to go through this to realize what kind of guy NOT to go for?  Should I turn into a shallow bitch and pick men for money or status?  Should I turn into a door mat and pick men based on them controlling me?  WHAT???!!!  Oh hell it doesn't matter it will work out when it is suppose to.  I will one day find that guy that wants to love me with all my faults and issues.  One good thing is I'm ok being alone, its easy for me.

The suckie thing, this guy was so good to me and I loved the butthead.  I think his life just became to much for him and I got the raw end of the deal.  So much for promises!

I can say I do have the breakup routine down, which includes but not limited to:

deleting phone number - check

clearing text messages - check

deleting email and email addresses - check

changing myspace status BACK to single - check

making "get mad not sad" playlist for IPod - check

hiding/deleting all photos of said relationship on the computer - I hid them, so check

getting a new tattoo - fuck this one hasn't been checked... I guess it is time to plan. I'm going to be completely covered by the time I die.  (I don't think I even posted my new bows yet - note to self)

So what will this next chapter be named?  I'm kind of scared to ask.  So I guess we will just have to wait and see... after the last few years I'm actually not looking forward to more crap but hey the next part of my life just might be the best.  Right? Good thing will come right?

If you know me you know that music basically rules my world. AND as much as I hate Savannah sometimes cool shit does happen here... Reverend Horton Heat is going to actually playing on October 28th!  I'm really wondering why he picked here?  Could there actually be that many Reverend fans in this town?  If so I wanna meet them.  Well I'm here and I'm going!  I saw him in like 1992 with Alien Sex Fiend on Halloween and it was the bomb.  Even though I ended up getting into a pushing fight with a guy covered in condoms and almost got kicked out.

I've been waiting patiently for my friend Leigh to send me my little present.  She got an autographed print from Tyson McAdoo.  If you don't know his stuff you really need to check it out.  I'm sure you've seen it and if you haven't then where the hell have you been?  He draws these inked Rockabilly girls which are just so freakin hot!

In the knitting world not much has been going on.... after the "break-up" or what I like to call it "getting dumped on my ass AGAIN" I have been in a bit of a not wanting to do anything constuctive mood.  However when it comes to the Knit Girls my girls just won't let me rest.  We are currently talking about a knitting pattern book.  Patterns for The Knit Girl.  We have some cute little title but I'm at work and I can't remember anything right now.  So if you want to help either with submitting a pattern or test knitting just email me and let me know. 

I do want to give a shout out to our Ravalry Knit Girl Olympic team!  YAY Team!!!! Go Go Go!  Yes I'm a bitch and didn't sign up... oh spank me!

Coming soon - Truth and Dare Knit Girl Style... which translates innocently to DARE KG Style!

Happy Spankings!!!!

Comments

[picture framer glasgow]

It was nice going through it. keep it up the good work.
–thanks–

[weirdrockstar]

New ink is a quaranteed pick- me- up.
Oh. Yes.

Girlfriend, you have my hair!

[Susan]

I like your checklist! I do not like that you got dumped, but sounds like you are bouncing back fiercer than ever. (hugs)

[Jenn]

Sorry to hear about the break up, but very excited about these "bows" pictures.

[Melissa]

Hang in there dear Madam and keep listening to your music, it's a good band-aid.

The pattern book will be awesome!!

Sending lots of spankings your way. xo

[moxieknits]

hugs. hang in there.